J. Raoul Brody has provided autobiographical notes for programs and press kits of Robin Williams, Lily Tomlin, Tom Waits, the Residents, Florence Henderson, Dan Hicks, the sci-fi dragstravaganza Vegas in Space, MTV's Winter Steele, and the forthcoming Tales of the World CD-ROM. This is Mr. Brody's 45,180th autobiographical note. He is also a musician, composing for film and multimedia and playing in four different "tribute" bands, covering Herb Alpert, the Carpenters, Nino Rota, and the worst songs of recorded history. Or did you want the unexpurgated (five-page) version?